Blake Lively has it all: the perfect hair, an amazing career, an adorable daughter, and the list goes on. Perhaps the most jealousy-inducing thing about her, however, is that she is married to the funniest man on twitter. When I found out Ryan Reynolds had a twitter, I hit the follow button faster than you can say "Vancouver." After reading this, I have no doubt that you'll do the same.
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Aren't his parenting skills impeccable?
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I wouldn't be surprised if "PILLOWTALK" is his ringtone.
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You know that you've made it when you can publicly roast your mom on twitter, but still make it come off as funny.
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There does seem to be a lot less singing nowadays, doesn't there?
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Celebrities are just like us.
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I'm starting to think that he had a daughter for the sole purpose of having more material to tweet about.
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This would be borderline creepy if he wasn't hotter than the Earth's molten core.
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You're picturing him doing this right now, aren't you?
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Why do I get the feeling that he isn't being sarcastic in this tweet?
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The more that you know.
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At least he's honest.
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He definitely had a daughter for the sole purpose of having more material to tweet about.
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Honestly, this is less crazy than most of the stuff that went down this season.
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#Reynolds2020
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Go get a "Bloomin' Onion" and I guarantee that you will think the same thing.
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"I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool dad."