Driving is easily my least favorite thing to do. I would rather eat a kale cake with hummus frosting and have bee pollen for dessert. That's how much I hate driving. Some people may love driving and great for them, but it's not for me. Here are the reasons why driving is a terrible, miserable, solitary, waste of valuable time.
- Driving is hard. It requires too much effort while being mindless at the same time.
- You have to pay attention 100% of the time. You can’t zone out. You can’t close your eyes. You can’t do anything put pay attention and make sure you don’t get killed by the other car.
- Other drivers are idiots. Use your turn signal! Stay in your lane! Get out of my way!
- Seriously no one knows how to drive. My cat could drive better, and I don't even have a cat.
- Your arms get tired. The ten and two position makes your arms tired (and numb.
- Speed limits are suggestions. C’mon who really follows the speed limit? Hurry up!
- And so are stop signs. Seriously if there’s no one else around why do you need to make a complete stop? Just don’t do it, who cares?!
- Foot cramps. Because cruise control is too scary and I like to be in control of everything at all times.
- Right of ways. Who can remember what the protocol is for right of ways? Left turn first, right turn first? Who knows?
- It makes it impossible to drive in weather. Neither snow nor rain nor heat am I able to drive in.
- It’s a waste of time. I could be getting so much done with the time I spend on driving. It wastes so much time that I don’t have.
- There’s too much pressure. You are a millisecond or a wrong turn away from death at all times. Think about it.
- You can’t do anything but drive. If you want to not get killed, it’s impossible to do anything else.
- Driving when it’s daytime. The sun is too bright and too low for my car visor to cover up.
- Driving when it’s nighttime. It’s hard to see when it’s dark, especially when there’s no streetlights!
- Driving Anytime. Because driving is the worst.