1.

I still break out all the damn time, and I hit puberty in middle school. I’m just completely over it, I thought I was home free after I turned 16, but no such luck!

2.

I do this all the time, and then I start getting weird looks from the people around me and I feel really weird about it so I slowly cross my arms and hope that everyone forgets.

3.

I feel that this is very self explanatory. I really like sleep, and my birthday is supposed to be all about me and what I want, right? So wouldn’t this be the perfect combo?

4.

I like to try and support my friends, especially in their quest to healthier living, but eventually we all get sick of the pictures of your chicken Caesar salad on Instagram, Vanessa. Give it a rest, will you?

5.

I'm serious though, bread is one of the greatest thing on this planet. It's like baked happiness. If you don't like edible happiness, I just can't trust you.

6.

I’ve said this every week for the last 5 years, when do I just accept that it’s not going to happen?

7.

So I will have a full on panic moment when I get a call and I’m not expecting it. But I also call my friends all the time because I love to talk on the phone, I just need a warning first and 20 minutes to emotionally prepare myself beforehand!

8.

This is so beyond accurate. Like if we are flirting, there is a 99.99% chance that there are screenshots of our conversation circulating 2+ group chats at any given time. Sorry, not sorry.

9.

I never realized how true this was for me until I thought about all of the guys I’ve dated... It seemed like I didn’t have a type, but I definitely do. My “type” is people who are even remotely nice to me.

10.

Sometimes (at least once a day) I hear myself say something and I’m like “Dude, chill. You got too real, time to bring it down 7+ notches.”

11.

By the end of my snooping, I get my feelings hurt because I see some shit I didn’t wanna see, and I regret even getting online to begin with.

12.

This is by far the best way to describe how I feel about “taking a break” in a relationship. If we are over, just tell me it’s over so that I can move on!

13.

I’m notorious for chopping my hair WAY too short after break ups. Once I finally broke that cycle, I started dying my hair. It’s the perfect example of “washing that man right out of my hair” though!

14.

I actually have a nice little list of what I like to consider “approved names.” By that I mean I have names I find both cute, and they don’t cause a meltdown when I think about the child I associate with that name.

15.

Part of me wants to believe that this is an over-exaggeration of how I’d handle this situation. The other part is seriously concerned that it’s true… The world may never know.