Showering is a necessity, but sometimes we do a lot more than just shampoo our hair. The shower is also a great place to think and reflect about everything. However, our thoughts aren’t always rational and sometimes they don’t even make sense. Here are 16 thoughts everyone (hopefully not just me) has in the shower…
1. Is this really what I look like naked?
2. *sings favorite song*
3. You know, I should make an album.
4. Shaving is the worst. I'd rather eat dirt. Well, maybe not.
5. If I slipped and died in here, how long until people found me?
6. I wonder how [insert name] is. It's been awhile. Maybe I should text them.
7. What time is it?
8. Let's practice a conversation that I'm never going to have. Just to be safe.
9. I need to buy more shampoo.
10. Let's think about every mistake I've ever made.
11. Remember that one time you did that really embarrassing thing?
12. Is it sanitary to pee in here?
13.*creates a mental to-do list*
14. If I pull back the curtain, will I be murdered?
15.I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.
16. But I'm okay.
Yes, I’m okay.