1. Tandem is not a want, but a need.

You think, it's just a bagel place, but you're wrong...it's so much more.

2. Hampshire is actually the worst … unless we’re playing football.

It's kind of weird to love a school during the fall, but hate them every other season...

3. Everyone knows everything about you.

You're lying or unaware that there's a kid in your class with an extremely nosey/gossipy mother.

4. If you didn’t take a picture, did you even hike mount Tom?

Really, we all know what the view from the top looks like, but go ahead and post that pic of your back turned to the camera, and please caption it with a song lyric or the muscle emoji!

5. EHS’s math department needs some revision, but will probably never get it.

My heart will be happy the day EHS understands students are not failing because of their lack of ability, but because of their teachers.

6. Going to the diner at 2 AM because there’s actually nothing else to do.

The food kind of sucks a lot, but really what else is there to do?

7. Does anyone else wonder why our pond looks so classy?

Maybe our town could have used all the money they spent on the pond to fill the pot holes...

8. Mt. Toms, or Tasty Top is a must after any big win.

Is there any other way to celebrate a big win in this town? Not that I know of.

9. ….Actually it’s a must on most summer nights.

Okay, who doesn't always go there in the summer??

10. You’re lying if you hate Riffs (just don’t get the cheese fries).

Someone may have gotten sent to the hospital, but I'm gonna say Riffs bounced back, and stays winning in this town.

11. You probably know 80% of Big Y and Big E’s workers.

This could either be the reason you suck it up and go grocery shopping with your parents, or refuse to be seen in the grocery store.

12. There is really nothing to do in our town…like…ever.

There's only so many times you can hike the mountain, drive around aimlessly, or buy an iced coffee from Dunkin before you get bored, and realize that's all you do with your life.

13. You probably know an aspiring rapper.

Enough said.

14. If you get to Tandem at 10 AM on a Saturday, your favorite bagel is probably gone.

Nothing like the pain of waiting in a line out the door, only to be informed they do not have anymore Snickerdoodle bagels.

15. Are we Whoville? Who started this?

I don't know if I believe it, but I also love the fact that people think we are the inspiration of Dr. Suess's 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas.'

16. Even though you say you hate Easthampton, you know you’ll miss it one day.

Easthampton is home, no matter how much is sucks.