Women everywhere know the struggles. Your hair can be a huge blessing or a never-ending curse. Sometimes, you might have both extremes in a single day! From long hair to medium hair to short hair, it's guaranteed you'll find it everywhere but your head. And let's not even mention all the other issues that come with hair in general.
1. Your drain is constantly clogged.
And pulling the planet-sized hairball out is gag-worthy.
2. Speaking of showering, the wet hair sticks everywhere.
Every nook and cranny contains loose hair as soon as your hair gets wet.
3. It's always tangled in the carpets and rugs, which means not even the vacuum sweeps it up.
And then after countless hours spent sweeping, you eventually have to throw the rug away.
4. No matter how frequently you vacuum, there's still hair EVERYWHERE.
"Mom, I told you, I just swept before you got here. My hair sheds constantly."
5. You never have enough leave-in conditioner.
Even when you buy an XXL bottle of Schwartzkopf Moisture Kick spray conditioner, you still run out too quickly.
6. Backpack/purse straps, aka death traps.
I've lost many a strand of hair to these stupid things.
7. Chairs in classrooms are never your friend.
I can never lay my hair behind the seat, lest it is ripped out.
8. Washing clothes and towels seemingly can't get rid of the hair.
Forever sick of finding wads of hair balled up in my underwear...
9. That moment when you put on socks and tennis shoes, stand up, and suddenly feel a hair wrapped around your toes.
Hair, this is why we have such a bad relationship.
10. Thinking you've taken all the bobby pins out, but you get in the shower, start washing, and have to pull out one that you missed.
Where do I even put it? I'm standing with wet hair in a shower. If I throw it towards the counter, who knows where it may end up.
11. You might have a really good hair day, but if you try to replicate it, don't expect any of the tactics to work.
Even happens sometimes when I braid my hair.
12. Four words: tiny hotel bathroom hairdryers.
We all know the dreaded struggle.
13. The only memories of your hair that you have from your childhood are the ones in which your mom ripped your hair out while braiding.
And she always swore that you were just being a baby about it.
14. Doing your hair is basically a workout in itself.
Having to spend 45 minutes blow-drying and straightening your hair really takes a toll on your arms.
15. Using somebody else's hair products is a nightmare.
Darn those 2-in-1 shampoos.