No one can deny that food is good for the soul— but people don't admit that tell food is better than people. Why? Because food is food? Weak. I don't know about you but there are days that I lose faith in humanity, especially when it comes down to men. They royally suck sometimes and sometimes you need more than those endless bottles of wine and sappy rom-coms. You need something bad with a hint of good.
Solution? Nachos. You need nachos. It's a crucial necessity because it's pure brilliance in the form of food.
Nachos are better than men, that's a no brainer. I bet you even some men low-key would have to agree and here's why:
1. You can have more than one at once without being called a hoe.
2. Because cheesy gestures are the way to the heart.
3. Day or night, they'll be there for you.
4. They give you the right kind of butterflies in your stomach.
5. They're so hot you can literally drool thinking about them.
6. You'll never regret them, especially when or if you're in a different state of mind.
7. You still get meat only it tastes way better.
8. They whisper "eat your heart out" and it couldn't possibly sound sexier coming from anyone else.
9. They know how to hit the g-spot... the good spot. Your heart.
10. You can order them exactly how you want whereas with men it's a process finding your own Prince Charming.
11. They can make you say "oh my god" or "yesssss" faster.
12. They're good and bad all in one.
13. They accept you for you, no judgment.
14. You can tell them you love them and the only way they'd disappear after is because they love you back enough to let you finish them.
15. They're just mystical and magical, it's that simple.
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