This October, the movie IT is taking everyone by storm. It could just be the terrifying clown, or some of our favorite child actors portraying the roles of victims, that makes this one of the biggest movies of the year. If you've been on the internet lately, you've probably noticed the huge wave of Pennywise memes that have some of us quaking in laughter. On a side note, what would it take for you to crawl done a sewer with a clown? Life is already tough as a highschooler, and sometimes it feels like hanging out with a clown inside a sewer would be the much better alternative than dealing with school. Here are just 15 things Pennywise could say that would convince me to hop in the sewer.

1. "I'll give you five more minutes of sleep."

2. "I've got a Quizlet!"

3. "Down here it's Friday every day"

4. "...and every day is the weekend"

5. "What's math?"

6. "I've got an endless supply of gum, tissues, earphones and Advil."

7. "Why worry about homework when down here we've got none?!?!"

8. "School lunch is edible."

9. "Studying? For what?"

10. "Down here it's totally fine to use Spark Notes/Shmoop/Cliffnotes on a 500-page book test!"

11. "Don't worry, the 14-page document that your computer just decided to close out of definitely saved down here."

12."Nap time is built into the school schedule."

13. "There's no such thing as bad teachers down here...or let alone teachers at all."

14. "Down here school lasts long enough so that outside of school you'll have enough time to socialize with friends and family, participate in club events, study for four upcoming assessments this week, do sports and have a healthy amount of sleep!"

15. "...and irrelevant drama doesn't happen."