15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Taylor Swift's Newest Single Again

15 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Taylor Swift's Newest Single Again

Sorry, T-Swift, I just wasn't feeling it this time.

On Friday, August 24, Taylor Swift released the first single off of her newest album, Reputation, set to be released on November 10, 2017.

I was a huge T-Swift fan back when she was still considered country, and even up until her Speak Now days, when her place in that genre had become questionable. However, over the years, I've found it increasingly more difficult to support her as an individual.

Don't get me wrong, I still do appreciate a nice throwback song of hers and even some tunes from her most recent, 1989. But after hearing her newest single, "Look What You Made Me Do," I can confidently say that these are 15 things I rather do than listening to that cringe-worthy song for the third time.

1. Listen to The Chainsmokers/Smash Mouth mash-up of "Closer" + "All Star" on repeat

2. Relive any one of my awful relationships

Or, honestly, all of my awful relationships.

3. Get gum stuck in my hair

4. Take the GRE (or LSAT, MCAT, etc.)

Joke's on me, I'm taking it next week anyway...

5. Get stood up and blocked from all social media

6. Go to a frat party as a senior

7. Take cold showers for days

This happened to me recently due to a broken water heater, and no, it wasn't fun. But I'd do it again if I didn't need to listen to this song anymore.

8. Accidentally "like" my ex's new girlfriend's Instagram post from 87 weeks ago

9. Go for a run

Running is not fun. Please do not try and convince me otherwise.

10. Watch the Cavaliers beat the Warriors on Christmas Day

But NOT in the Finals – let's just be clear about that.

11. Fly 6 hours in front of a kid who won't stop kicking my seat

RIP my sanity and patience.

12. Pregame with Natty Light

13. Not pregame at all

The sacrifices I'd make just to stay away from this song...

14. Get mauled by a cat

15. Start studying for my exams earlier than the night before

Sorry, T-Swift, I just wasn't feeling the single this time. Maybe I'll like the next one?

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The 10 Stages Of A 2:30 P.M. Kickoff, As Told By Alabama Students

But we still say Roll MF Tide!


We all have a love-hate relationship with a 2:30 p.m. kickoff at Bryant Denny Stadium, especially when it's 94 degrees.

1. Immediate sadness


What do you mean I have to wake up at 9 a.m. to get ready?

2. Bracing yourself for the worst


It's a marathon not a sprint ladies and gentleman.

3. Accepting the game is going to happen


Rain or shine we are all in that student section screaming our heads off.

4. Trying to wear the least amount clothes possible without being naked on the Quad


Is it me or does it get 10 times more hot the minute you walk on to the quad?

5. Shedding a tear when you walk out your front door once you feel the heat and humidity on your skin


Is it fall yet?

6. Drowning your sorrows inside a Red Solo cup at 11:30 a.m. at a fraternity tailgate


Maybe I'll forget about the humidity if I start frat hopping now.

7. Getting in line to go through security realizing it'll take an hour to actually get inside Bryant Denny


More security is great and all but remember the heat index in Alabama? Yeah, it's not easy being smushed like sardines before even getting into Bryant Denny.

8. Feeling the sweat roll down every part of your body


Oh yeah I am working on my tan and all but what is the point of showering before kick off?

9. Attempting to cheer on the Tide, but being whacked in the head with a shaker by the girl behind you. 


Shakers are tradition, but do we have to spin it around in a full 360 every two seconds? I have a migraine from just thinking about it.

10. Leaving a quarter into the game because Alabama is kicking ass and you're about to have a heat stroke.


I'll watch the rest in air conditioning thank you very much!

We may not love the 2:30 kickoffs but Roll Tide!

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I Made Emma Chamberlain's Mediocre Vegan Cookies, And They're Pretty Incredible

Emma and her vegan cookies have made their way into my heart, and are here to stay.


One day, I went down the black hole that is 'YouTube at 3 am' and discovered my favorite social media influencer of all time: Emma Chamberlain. I started binge watching her videos every night for about a week, where I came across her "Cooking With Emma" series. I decided that I wanted to give her vegan antics a go for myself.

I've never cooked or baked anything with the intention of it being vegan, so not only is that new territory for me, but I've never even eaten a vegan cookie. The only reason I'm doing this is because Emma did, and she is aesthetic goals.

To start the journey of vegan baking, I took to Pinterest, just like Emma, and found this recipe to use. Although the video that inspired all of this used a gluten free recipe, I opted for only vegan, because I'm allergic to most of the ingredients that make things gluten-free.

In true Emma style, I used a whisk to combine the wet ingredients together, making sure to use her special technique.

Then, I did the same thing with the dry ingredients.

After that, I dumped everything together and combined all of the ingredients.

Once they were combined, I chopped up a vegan chocolate bar, because Emma and I like chocolate chunk cookies, not chocolate chip, there's a difference.

Now that everything is combined, I made balls of dough and stuck it on a pan, and baked them while I binged more Emma, because what else would I be doing in my spare time?

The recipe said to make the balls a lot smaller, but we aren't perfect, so I made them gigantic. In my head, I thought the worst thing that could happen was it turn into one big cookie, but that's a whole other video you need to watch.

I took them out of the oven, and they were brown on the top, but still a little doughy. At this point I was tired of waiting and eager to eat them, so I disappointingly set them aside to cool, which only lasted a minute or so before I snagged one up to try.

The taste was definitely one I've never associated with cookies, and came to the conclusion that if I decided to go vegan, it would be doable with these cookies and Emma Chamberlain by my side.

Emma inspired me to get out of my comfort zone, which is a reoccurring theme throughout her channel, and I'm happy to be apart of it. She taught me that even if mediocre cookies is all you have, eat them with pride because you made them yourself.

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