If College Majors Were Coffee Drinks
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If College Majors Were Coffee Drinks

To add milk or not to add milk...

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If College Majors Were Coffee Drinks
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It's college; we're all addicted to coffee one way or another, and some of us more than others. Here are 15 college majors and the coffee they definitely drink or would like to drink.

1. Writing Arts - Latte

Not stressed enough to chug black coffee but stressed enough that the baristas groan when they see you because they have to make another latte.

2. Psychology - Irish Coffee


Sometimes you need to slip some Bailey's in your coffee, especially if one more person asks you if they're being analyzed.

3. Computer Science - Espresso Shot(s)

You don't have time for milk and sugar or have time to enjoy your coffee. Keep knocking back espresso shots.

4. Engineering - Carajillo

Sometimes you need a little more than Bailey's, so you guys slip some brandy, whiskey, or rum instead.

5. Education - Black Coffee

You're working with kids, so you need something strong to get through the day.

6. English - Iced Coffee

Every girl you know from high school who was a "book-lover" now wants to be a librarian and sips an iced coffee every day.

7. Music - Caffe Mocha

Just extra enough to major in music and always need some chocolate in your coffee.

8. Chemistry - Cappuccino

You have all the equipment to make a cappuccino in your dorm. You tell all your friends but refuse to make one for them.

9. Biology - Mochaccino

Jealous of your chemistry friend, you add some chocolate to remind them who's better.

10. Law - Americano

Stressed enough to only drink espresso and water. Nothing else.

11. Criminal Justice - Lungo

The right amount of stress to drink an Americano with more water. You wiggle your larger drink in your law friend's face just to gloat.

12. Geology - Cafe de Olla

This one brews in a special clay pot to add flavor to the coffee. You're working on finding one of these pots, and if worse comes to worse, you're going to make your own.

13. Business - Cold Brew

Boujee enough to refuse iced coffee and demand cold brew.

14. Nursing - Frappuccino

Sweet enough to mask the coffee taste you pretend to like.

15. Political Science - Vienna Coffee

Espresso and whipped cream. Sweet on the outside and cutthroat on the inside, just like you.

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