We all love our Greek houses, we really do. But whether it's on a Sunday, Monday, or Thursday, chapter isn't our favorite thing in the entire world. It's an hour of announcements and information, and although everything would be extremely confusing without it, we still have all of these thoughts:
1. I had to dress up to sit in a chair...
Couldn't I have just kept my T-shirt and tennis shoes on?
2. Shoot, Greek bill AGAIN?
My bank account definitely has to be in the negatives.
3. How does she actually look put together for this?
I look like a rat that just woke up.
4. Can you repeat that?
You're so cute but can you please speak louder?
5. EVERYONE SHUT UP PLEASE.
IF YOU KEEP TALKING THEY HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING THEMSELVES AND THIS TAKES LONGER.
6. Who can I become close enough friends with in three weeks to ask to this date party?
Probably no one. Can I bring my dog?
7. I really didn't need something else to do on Wednesday, but it's fine.
I'll act like it's fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
8. Can we bring snacks next time?
Hungry or hangry, I really don't know.
9. Why do I always forget a pen?
Can I borrow that? Can I borrow it again? One last time, I promise.
10. Does anyone really know what the bylaws mean?
Besides that one exec member that always reads them? Words, words, words.
11. Are we almost done? I have to pee.
Please, please, please let me out.
12. You could've emailed me that probably, I don't know...
But I love chapter, I really do, so it's OK.
13. Two years later and I still don't know the meaning of this song.
I know the words, but I don't know the meaning.
14. I hope next week's informal chapter.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.