Thirteen reasons you should be proud to be from Massachusetts:
1. Tom Brady.
Try to deny it...
2. We always win.
Okay, maybe not always but certainly enough to brag about it.
3. The first basketball game was played in Springfield, MA.
Ball is life.
4. Oh did I mention Holyoke, MA is the birthplace of volleyball?
How many sports did we invent?
5. Massachusetts residents literally have a term for themselves.
Are you a masshole? Well, yes most likely if you reside in Massachusetts.
6. Are we smart or are we smhart?
I'm not just talking Harvard, I'm talking we invented public school, and we're all smart. Enough said.
7. We invented computers, you're welcome.
Pretty much, you owe Massachusetts big time.
8. Did I mention Tom Brady?
Sorry, I had to.
9. Could it have to do with Massachusetts having over 1,000 Dunkins?
"America Runs on Dunkin" or "Massachusetts Runs on Dunkin?" Let me know.
10. Maybe it has to do with Easthampton, MA having the best drinking water in the nation?
Only petty facts the people of Massachusetts know.
11. Throughout history the people of Massachusetts have been savages.
We dumped tea into the ocean because we were pissed, that's the kind of attitude we need in this country.
12. We're home to the team that made the single greatest comeback in NFL history.
Don't even try to argue, the Pats are actually the greatest.
13. We're wicked great, okay?
There's no other way to put it, we're just great.