1. Read the entire dictionary.
2. Get a colonoscopy.
3. Get a Root Canal.
4. Fold ten loads of laundry.
5. Never eat chocolate again.
6. Wear my prom dress to Walmart.
7. Workout.
8. Bathe in Frank's Red Hot Sauce.
9. Eat Kale for every meal.
10. Be a target for the U.S. Olympic archery team.
11. Swim with sharks.
12. Organize Forever 21.
13. Get a second colonoscopy.
I get that people have opinions and want to share them, but I am not one of those people and would rather do these 13 things a million times before ever having a political conversation.