"Didn't you just eat?!"
"Wait...did you just finish all of that?"
"Where do you put all that food??"
Every day, you're plagued with these questions. The only thing more annoying than these questions is the incessant grumbling occurring in your stomach (as you read this, mine is grumbling). Can't a girl just eat an entire large pizza without judgment? For all my fellow foodie friends out there, here are 13 signs you're literally always hungry.
1. As soon as you wake up, you plan out everything you want (not need) to eat.
Not including the excessive amount of snacks you'll convince yourself you need in between your five other hefty meals.
2. You only go to bed because it makes breakfast come faster.
Sleeping is like time-traveling straight to my favorite meal of the day.
3. As you eat one meal, you can't help but think about the next meal you'll be eating.
I mean, the possibilities are endless. Will it be pizza? Ice cream? Chicken nuggets? All of the above?
4. You get really excited when your food is ready to devour...
There is no better feeling in this world than the pure joy you feel just before you take your first bite.
5. ...and then you get really sad when it's time for the final bite.
But...but...why does it have to end??
6. You will always say yes to food.
It doesn't matter if you just ate lunch and your friend asks you to get lunch with them. You just have a second lunch.
7. You can eat an insane amount of food in one sitting.
You like to call this your party trick. You can eat an entire seven-course meal, finishing off every single plate, and feel totally fine. Others typically look at you like this, trying to calculate how all of that food an fit inside one person:
8. You don't believe in leftovers.
Why save for later what I can eat now?
9. You are a firm believer in the dessert stomach.
No matter how full you may feel after dinner, there is always room for a dessert. Or two.
10. Sweet tooth? Try sweet teeth.
Give me ALL the sugar.
11. You do a little dance while eating.
You can't help it; food just makes you that happy.
12. But when you're hungry, the hanger is REAL.
Don't even get near me when I'm hungry and I'm unable to eat. Don't poke the bear.
13. You know all of this eating will catch up with you one day...
I mean, you can't eat all carbs and have a nice figure forever.
14. ...but for now, you'll enjoy your fast metabolism.
BRB, gonna go eat now.