13 Reasons The SF Giants Are The Punniest Team In Baseball
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13 Reasons The SF Giants Are The Punniest Team In Baseball

And not because they field small balls and try to score

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13 Reasons The SF Giants Are The Punniest Team In Baseball
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October baseball ended last week for Giants fans everywhere, in a hot mess of a 9th inning melt down. Bochy botched the Giants’ steady lead and decided to use the bullpen – something that, quite frankly, hasn't worked all season. The 2016 SF Giants have made a habit of 9th inning losses, using it to torture loyal fans across America in the most inhumane, nerve-wracking way. While Giants baseball might be over for 2016, they still hold the title of: The Punniest Team In All of Baseball. Even when they can’t even.

1. They constantly leave you wanting Moore. Especially to close down the 9th.

2. They’ve won 3 World Series over the Span of 7 years. How many does your team have since 2010?

3. They’re Pence-ive about their #gameday decisions. Orange jerseys or white; pants above the knees or below the ankles?

4. And they never Panik in high-pressure situations. Except maybe sometimes: all 9th innings ever played.

5. Fans Belt cheers, regardless of score. But hopefully we’re up. Because that's always more fun.

6. Their biggest pet Peav(y) is losing to the Dodgers. Or watching the Dodgers win. #smellA

7. They do all they can to Blach the ball. Even if their hands are Ty-ed.

8. You’re an absolute Pagan if you aren’t a Giants fan. They practically invented baseball.

9. They’re genuinely Bum-med when they’re out of the playoffs too early. But hey – at least they made it? #upside

10. Real fans Cain’t imagine rooting for anyone else. And they don't.

11. In fact, they won’t even Baer the thought.

12. Gillaspie. No pun here, but boy does this kid deserve a shout out for postseason performance. #clutch

13. So SF Giants fans, let me Pose(y) a question for you: 2017?

It would be slightly odd, but I think we're due. Together We’re Giant.

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