Australia really is a country of dreams. The gorgeous beaches and unique culture alone are enough to make anyone want to pack up and start a new life on the other side of the world. But before you make the 9,000 mile journey, let me warn you, if you give it the chance, Australia will ruin your life forever.
1. There's nothing cuter than finding one of these guys hanging out in your backyard tree
Squirrels are cute, but koalas are fat and fluffy.
2. You definitely can't cuddle a squirrel
There's no such thing as an Oreo Slam.
8. Knowing you can't go into this chocolate wonderland whenever you want is literally heartbreaking
9. We may have ferry boats in America, but good luck finding one that will take you some place as beautiful as Moreton Bay
Not too shabby for a country that was originally meant for prisoners and the deathly ill.
10. Rugby players
They're really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
11. You'll never meet cooler people... or people with cooler accents
How many of your American friends are going to call you "mate?"12. As long as you live, part of your heart will always be halfway across the world
Fair dinkum.