I don't know a single person who
actually likes Monday. It feels like everything goes by slower, and
you're ten times as tired as normal. Yet we all have to go through
this monotonous day once a week. So in honor of the day we all wish didn't exist; here's ten things you go through on a Monday.
1.
Waking up to that dreaded first
morning alarm. Getting out of bed is a task all by itself. The
sheets are so comfy why should you leave? Then the question on
everyone's mind; 'Alright I'm up, when can I go back to bed?'
2.
Finding something to wear, while
reminding yourself why you have to be awake. The existential dread of
going with your day while trying to find something decent to wear is
pure chaos. You don't HAVE to look presentable at all times.
3.
Getting your first coffee of the
day. Your half awake senses' can smell the aroma in the air.
Suddenly the tired feeling is beginning to wear off. Well on the
bright side you don't look like a walking corpse anymore.
4.
Pulling up to work and asking
yourself in the mirror if its worth it or not.
Debating if being a bum is really all that bad of an option. Having a
mental breakdown before deciding you need that money/education. Check. We're
good to go now.
5. Figuring out you work with your favorite
co-worker. Whats better than working with your favorite person? Not
working today, but we don't need to think about that. It makes the
day go by faster, and you know everything will get done smoothly
because you can be a team.
6.
Having someone get an attitude
with you for no reason. Nothing is worse than having a conversion
with someone who needs an attitude adjustment. Its the first day of
the week, how are you already so pissed off?
7.
Messing something up, then
pretending you didn't do it. No one will know it was you if you
just walk away slowly.
8.
Finally getting off work. The gut
feeling of a job well done after a long day of wishing you were
somewhere else. You might go home tired, but at least you can rest
knowing you spent the day being productive.
9. Cracking open a bottle of wine for your
Netflix binge. One thing you learn when you turn 21; is that you can
never have too much wine. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a damn
liar. You won't say this is an everyday routine, but on a Monday its
just what you need to make laying on your couch an elegant affair.
10.
Binge watching a Netflix series.
Every episode you watch helps you push all your weekly
responsibilitys to the back of your head. Which is why you're
pretty sure you need to watch a whole season or ten.
11.
Freaking out about all the stuff
you haven't done, while trying to eat something. It's totally normal to cry in your
bathroom, while eating ice cream at 1 am. Right?
12.Laying down for bed. You don't think
you'll ever understand how you can be tired all day, than the second
you lay down for bed your mind is wide awake. The best part is that
you have a constant reminder that its only the beginning of the week.
You have to do it all over again tomorrow.
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