1. Friends only want to come over to see your dog.
2. You spend more time at home.
3. Your social media is flooded with pictures of your dog.
4. Dog toys start to be the new décor in your home.
5. You mention your new pup in every conversation.
6. People start asking not “how are you?” but “how’s your puppy?”
7. You start to frequent the dog aisle at Target.
8. You go on more walks (with the dog, of course).
9. Bite marks start to appear on the furniture.
10. Walking through the door and seeing a pile of poop is the new norm.
11. Your search history is flooded with dog-related issues.
12. You become a pro at judging when your pup has to go outside.