Coming from the perspective of a girl who's 6 feet 2 inches tall, I present to you 10 things that tall girls would gleefully like to go the rest of their tall-ass lives without hearing ever again:
1. You're so tall!
Well damn, thank you for letting me in on this extremely valuable piece of information I was so unaware of. What else can you tell me about myself that I don't know?
2. How tall are you?!
I'm 6 feet 2 inches, but do you want me to get out some measuring tape and double check just in case? I'll hold still, and you can even measure the tape for me, you curious little soul!
3. Is it hard to find boys with your height?
Yes, unfortunately there appears to be an epidemic of tall men. For every five 5-foot-7-inch guys (which there is nothing wrong with, just a bit short for me), there is possibly one male over 6 feet.
4. Do you like taller guys?
No, I absolutely love guys over a foot shorter than me. Giving them piggy-back rides is one of my favorite pastimes.
5. Why are you wearing heels?
I'm wearing heels because being tall does not mean I can't wear heels like every other girl and feel badass. If I'm over 6 feet, what's another couple of inches? If it makes you uncomfortable, I'd be lying if I said I care.
6. Do you only date basketball guys?
Yeah, I 100 percent restrict myself to basketball men. Not any other guys. NONE. Don't even look at me if you don't play basketball.
7. If you were an animal, you'd be a giraffe!
Ohhhh, I get it! 'Cause we both have long necks and just long limbs in general, right? Hahahaha! That is a good one, sir!
8. You have really big feet.
Yes, because if a girl over 6 feet had size 5 feet that would make perfect, amazing sense.
9. Why do you always bend down in pictures?
A majority of my friends are at least half a foot shorter than me. It's a natural movement in group photos. Next question.
10. How is the weather up there?
It's sh*t, thanks for asking.
11. You play basketball or volleyball, right?
No, I'm actually a horse jockey. The horses run like the damn wind with my tiny little frame.
12. Wait, how tall are you again?
*dies*
So there you have it, folks...do us tall girls a favor and spare us from these. If you're going to comment, try to make it unique...we've heard it all.
