It is no secret that women with big breasts are all over social media, television, and magazines. Shaming us ladies who produced smaller breasts. WELL! SHOUTOUT TO THE A AND B CUPS! You are not alone and are beautiful just the way you are. I know what you have been through and I know you can relate to theses 12 things.
1. Itty Bitty Titty Committe
Yes, I'm a member. Scratch that, I'm the CEO.
2. False Advertising
When we wear a push-up bra to fit into certain clothing but get accused of trying to "trick" someone. I didn't read "magician" anywhere on that $60 price tag.
3.Hearing Other People Complain
When we hear other people complain about having big breasts and we contemplate trading in our freedom for back pain.
4. Feeling Insecure
When we finally think we are comfortable with our bodies but there is always that slight hint of insecurity when we attend anyplace that requires a swim suit...
5. Freedom
and then quickly forgetting that insecurity because we walk around with these puppies like they aren't even there.
6. Finally Taking Off Our Bras At The End Of The Day
O, wait. It feels exactly the same as it does with our bras on.
7. Being Athletic
We don't have to worry about any flopagge, boob slips, or pain.
8. Sports Bras
Our regular bra serves no purpose anyway so we might as well wear sports bras instead. Plus... THESE THINGS ARE SUPER COMFORTABLE!
9. Training Bras
I thought the training bra was supposed to, you know, train my boobs to eat their vegetables to grow big and strong. What a hoax.
10. Googling "How to make my boobs bigger."
Don't lie. We are all the same and that means we are all the same amount of hopeful that we could boost our boob growth.
11. Second Puberty
Being convinced that first puberty never existed and waiting for round two.
12. Learning To Love Them
At the end of the day we all have lumps of muscle and fat on our chests, some big and some small. Flaunt what you have and be proud. There will always be someone waiting to criticize us about something that is out of our control. My advice? When words don't speak your middle finger always will... along with your index finger, too.