It seems that the older we get as women, the more things start to become apparent. From stupid questions to ridiculous assumptions, it seems like the tolerance level decreases daily. Here are a few of my favorites:

1. "You're a girl that likes sports?"

I know it's probably the weirdest thing that you've ever come across...

2. "But do you even know anything about sports or are you just watching for the butts?

Nope, I know nothing, but it sure feels like I'm talking to an ass right now.

3. "You know leggings aren't pants right?"

What exactly are you classifying as "pants," because last time I checked these match society's standards...?

4. "Why are they called yoga pants if you aren't wearing them for yoga?"

Why are they called basketball shorts if you're just sitting on your couch playing 2K?

5. "Relax" or "Calm Down"

Ohhh, yeah, 'cause that works every time.

6. "There are holes in your jeans..."

No way!!! I didn't even notice!!! Oh, yes, I did... and I paid full price! [Gasp.]

7. "You're the only girl I'm talking to"

Oh, puhleeeaaase.

8. "I'm not like the other guys."

Maybe not at this moment, but you'll be there sooner or later... believe me.

9. "You're being overdramatic."

Well, if I'm anything less, you think I'm joking.

10. "Girls only wear makeup to impress boys."

No, last time I checked, I didn't buy a $54 eyeshadow palette to impress a boy that doesn't know the difference between 'Verve' and 'Bootycall.'

11. "Is it that time of the month?"

No, I'm actually just always crazy.

12. "It's not ladylike to swear."

Good thing I don't care what your judgmental a$$ thinks...