1. "It's not worth it."

Is it really worth all this stress?

2. "I haven't slept in 4 days, pretty sure I lost my sanity."

Seriously what does sleep feel like?

3." Can you smell me after class? Pretty sure I smell from failure or BO."

Havent showered in three days but also got an F on that exam; could be both.

4. "So...can I live with you when I fail?"

We are BFF's right? Best friends through failure?

5. "Why would I even become a therapist when I will need one next week?"

$25,000 down the drain in tuition and now an extra $130 for therapy sessions.

6. "Just finished my first exam. I'm going to go home and look at clown colleges."

I can make a decent living right?

7. "C's get degrees...so I really only need a 64% to pass the class."

I spent two hours caluclating this rather than just studying for my exam.

8. "Please remember me when you go on to have a successful life."

I believed in you.

9. "My SO will leave me when he finds out I got an F"

HA. Who wants to be with a failure?

10. "Please don't leave me for grad school?"

You'll just lose a lot of money and your mind. At least with me, I will stay with you.

11. "If getting drunk was an exam..I would pass with flying colors."

I mean am I right?

12. "I will just support you as you walk on stage without me."

Awkward yells and loud screams for the win.