What's messier, your life or your room?

1. You have your end of term 8 page research paper that's worth 20% of your grade due in a few days and you haven't even come close to starting it. So naturally, you're binge watching Netflix instead. You're so close to finishing Gossip Girl (for the third time) so that's going to have to take priority for now.

2. You've been wearing the same makeup for the past three days. I mean, what's the point of taking it off if you're just going to put it back on in a few hours? All the time it takes to put on your makeup could be used for better things, like sleeping.

3. You're only doing your laundry because you ran out of underwear but only managed to get through half of it. The walk from your room to the washing machine is just too much for you right now.

4. You're not particularly sure when your final exams are and you definitely have not started studying for them yet. When someone asks you if you're ready for finals this is probably your reaction:

5. “Are you going to chapter tonight?"
“Yeah I think so. Wait, does Attendance Bad Standing carry over to next semester?"
“No, I don't think so."
“Then no I am not going to chapter."

6. You go to the library and this ends up happening:

7. You haven't gone grocery shopping in so long and you have no food in your house so you've been living on peanut butter and Chipotle.

8. You have a to-do list from last month that has yet to be completed (specifically: “clean your room").

9. You're starting to think that this wouldn't be such a bad idea:

10. You've been ignoring your responsibilities for so long that you have started rewarding yourself for the things you should have been doing anyway (read: not skipping class).

11. You've calculated the lowest possible grades you could get on your finals that wouldn't destroy your GPA.

12. You're so over this semester that you're pretty much apathetic about finals and you're a little concerned about it, but not concerned enough to actually care.