12 Signs You're A 20-Something Grandma
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12 Signs You're A 20-Something Grandma

You have tendencies that resemble most women over 50.

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12 Signs You're A 20-Something Grandma
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You've been called the mom of your friend group for years. You have tendencies that resemble most women over 50. But, lately your mom-like behaviors have grown even stronger and you have officially evolved into a grandma. Here're 12 sings you're a 20-something grandma.

1. You are constantly cold.

You never leave the house without a sweater and fuzzy socks, and you wouldn't be caught dead lounging around the house without a huge blanket wrapped around you like a burrito.

2. Everything is too loud.

Every social gathering is way too loud. People are screaming, music is so loud you can feel it in your chest. You can't even handle being in a friend's car when the music is turned up all the way.

3. You love tea.

Your favorite thing about grocery shopping is getting all different kinds of tea. Fruity, herbal, Earl Grey, English breakfast- you get way too excited about them all.

4. You LOVE discounts.

Any time you shop for anything, you will look for a discount. And when you find it, it's like Christmas.

5. You enjoy buying gifts for other people.

You love picking out gifts for the people in your life and you love wrapping them even more.

6. Sometimes rap music confuses you.

You've gotten to the point where you can't tell one rapper from the other, mostly because you can't understand a word their saying. Lil Yachty, Lil Dicky, Uzi Vert? Who even knows anymore.

7. You love to feed people.

You love to cook for all your friends, and you always make sure they eat enough.

8. HGTV and Food Network is your life.

You don't watch anything other than HGTV or the Food Network and literally dream of getting your hands on Ina Garten's cookbook or for Chip and Joanna Gaines to remodel your house.

9. You're full of wise words.

You have all these wacky stories that you find ways to slip into any conversation and you're great at giving advice because you've had so many life experiences (even though you're only 20).

10. You go insane during the holiday season.

You decorate like it's nobody's business during any holiday season.

11. You only wear sensible shoes.

You can't wear a heel that's over 3" anymore because comfort is more important than style in your world.

12. Ugly Christmas sweaters give you life.

You spend hours online looking for the perfect one.

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