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12 Things All Night Owls Know to be True

I am nocturnal

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12 Things All Night Owls Know to be True
Mikko Lagerstedt

There are two types of people: Early Birds and Night Owls. Here are 12 things that happen to a Night Owl almost all the time.

1. You don’t understand morning people

Seriously how do you people wake up at the crack of dawn and how are you so cheerful and productive in the morning?

2. It takes about 10 alarms to get you out of bed

And we wake up groggy and cranky cause we went to bed at 4 a.m.


3. But 4 a.m. is great because you are left to your own thoughts and come up with your best ideas

Plus you get to hear the birds begin to chirp at 4 a.m.

4. You don’t try to go to bed at 4 a.m but it somehow happens

Late night Tumblr and Pintrest scrolling can turn into 3 hours real quick.

5. You are most productive between the hours of 10 p.m and 2 a.m

A surge of energy suddenly gets you and you are able to watch 2 seasons of a show on Netflix or get that paper done that you have been putting off or finally decide to clean your room.

6. Netflix becomes your best friend

Most of your friends are probably sleeping so you can’t text them about something funny so you sit and watch a movie… or three.


7. You are a master at sneaking around so that you don’t wake everyone else up

You know where every squeaky step and floor board is and you know what food bags make the most noise.

8. When you actually get in bed *early* like 1 a.m, you spend hours tossing and turning

Your sheets definitely do not look normal in the morning from all that moving


9. You lay in bed and calculate how much sleep you will get

“If I fall asleep right now I will get 4 hours and 23 minutes of sleep.”

But all-nighters have been considered multiple times

10. You get pretty philosophical while lying in bed

Your thoughts just get to you when you lay there… in the dark… all by yourself


11. Coffee is your best friend

Mornings, not your best friend, but add coffee and mornings become slightly more tolerable

12. You tell yourself not to stay up that late ever again

But you know that the cycle will just continue


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