The world is in a state of crisis as tensions heat up between the United States and North Korea. Threats have been made that endanger people of both countries, and honestly, I am not really in the mood to go to war. I am about to start my freshman year of college and I don't need to be studying from a bomb shelter. Anyways, here is 12 things Kim Jong Un should do instead of ending thousands of lives:

1. Feed his people

I mean he says they aren't hungry, but I don't think I agree with that. Even if they are satiated, maybe you could have a big party for all your citizens and use all the money you were going to use to go to war with the United States to make a really big cake. I don't know, just an idea.

2. Get on social media

You know whats better than normal war? A twitter war! You and Donald should just have it on twitter like real men. And maybe you could allow your people to get on social media too? I could use a few new Instagram followers.

3. Play basketball with Dennis Rodman

You haven't played with him in a while and I bet your skills are needing improvement. We, the American people, offer Dennis Rodman as a sacrifice. Sorry, Dennis!

4. Go shopping

I get it, you're a fan of neutrals. But, gray all the time is SO BORING! I bet a nice green would make your skin look more radiant than ever. And maybe you could get some casual outfits, I mean you are always overdressed on casual Fridays. A pair of Levi's would do you some good.

5. Get a new haircut

I am not saying I dislike your haircut, but I kinda do. It is more than time for something new, as I have only seen the same haircut on you for as long as I can remember. Go crazy and get some blonde highlights!

6. Stop killing American students

This one is serious. Kim, seriously not cool. Take it out on Donald, not our kids.

7. Read

You need to take a chill pill and the best way to do that is by reading a book on the beach. May I suggest "50 Shades of Grey"? Not only will it be your new guilty pleasure, but it could spice up your sex life.

8. Watch the series finale of "The Bachelorette"

No need to watch the rest of the season, as the real drama is in the finale. Maybe you can explain why Rachel let Peter walk away even though she loved him.

9. Go to the beach

Read #7, you need to de-stress.

10. Become friends with Donald

He and Putin have become besties so what's stopping you, Kim? You guys could be the 3 best friends that anyone could have (notice "The Hangover" reference).

11. Collaborate with Seth Rogan

I need an "Interview 2" and it would be so much better if you actually played yourself. Who knows maybe acting is your calling?

12. Literally anything else

My life is finally getting pretty good, so if you could just hold off, that would be great.