As a college senior, I'm really tired of hearing these 12 things.
1. So what do you plan on doing after graduation?
I don't know, Susan.
2. Are you really a senior?
Yep.
3. Do you have a job lined up for after school?
Leave me alone. I'm working on it, okay??
4. "Finding a job in this economy is going to be tough"
So I've been told.
5. What do you plan on doing with that major
*deep exhale*
6. Why did you pick that major?
This is my life. Now, let me live it.
7. Are you going to get your masters?
I don't know what I'm eating for lunch.
8. Where are you going to do your internship?
Ah man, my crystal ball is broken. I can't see the future today.
9. When are you going to graduate?
AS SOON AS I CAN
10. Where are you headed after you graduate?
Again, I can't see the future today.
11. "You're going to miss college so much."
Oh, I didn't know you can see the future.
12. Wait, what are you majoring in again?
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