12 Christmas Movies That Aren't 'Elf'

12 Christmas Movies That Aren't 'Elf'

Son of a nutcracker.
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It's that time of year again: when on every channel you go to, Elf is either currently showing or is coming up soon. But, there are more Christmas movies than just Elf. They are listed below, in no particular order, paired with quotes from Elf. You can never escape.

1. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

2. A Christmas Story (1983)

"You smell like beef and cheese. You're not Santa."

3. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

4. Surviving Christmas (2004)

"I'm a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins."

5. Love Actually (2003)

"I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!"

6. A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

"So, good news...I saw a dog today."

7. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

"I know him!!!"

8. The Polar Express (2004)

"We elves try to stick to our four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup."

Quick fact: It's a book! A fantastic book! Make America Read Again!

9. Santa Claus is Coming To Town (1970)

"Santa's coming HERE?!"

11. Home Alone (1990)

"Bye, Buddy!! I hope you find your dad!"

12. Die Hard (1988)

"He's an angry elf."

Happy watching!

Cover Image Credit: The Polar Express

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If 20 Iconic Brooke Davis Quotes Were Your College Major

The early 00s wouldn't have been the same without a little sass from Brooke Davis.

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One Tree Hill was iconic in itself. We laughed, we cried, we went through quite the rollercoaster of emotions but through it all, we always loved Brooke Davis. She's one of a kind but relates to all of us, even when it comes to our major of choice. Ever wonder if Brooke Davis could describe your major? Well, let's find out.

1. Nursing 

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Just like Brooke Davis, nursing majors are underappreciated. It takes a lot to get those degrees! We see you nurses and we love you!!

2. English 

"What's your major?" "English" "Oh."

3. Pre-Law

The sass of Brooke Davis and the sass of a good lawyer are one in the same.

4. Communication

Interpersonal. Persuasion. Public Relations. Mass Media. We know all the tricks. Don't even try us.

5. Biology

That love hate relationship that you know will be worth it in the end but hate the road you have to take to get there.

6. Theater

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Drama. Drama. Drama.

7. Women, Gender, & Sexuality Studies

Whether it's gender issues or misogynist assholes. WGSS teaches you a lot about things you didn't even know you didn't know.

8. Social Work/HDFS

Social work is no joke. Neither is HDFS. They're like moms but moms that can bust a knee cap if necessary.

9. Business

The high and mighty. Yet they still don't have class on Fridays. Interesting.

10. Engineering

Okay so you know how to build robots and fix collapsing buildings. Big deal.

11. Mathematics

No one likes math. No one but you. Weirdo.

12. Nutrition 

Foooooddddd. But the healthy kind and like science and stuff.

13. History

Brooke Davis asking the real questions.

14. Animal Science

Brooke doesn't know every species of bird out there but maybe you do???

15. Fashion

Say it louder for the people in the back.

16. Psychology

It seems like a good idea freshmen year until you realize all the science classes you have to take. At that point you hate everyone and all trust is lost.

17. Journalism

Get your story. But also get your facts straight.

18. Art

Art is hard. Being creative is hard. No wonder a lot of famous artists lost their minds.

19. Undecided

Let Brooke inspire you to keep searching, you'll figure it out just like she did. I mean, hello??? Clothes over bros anyone?

20. Fifth Years

You just love school so much you never want to leave. Ever.

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'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Is The Comedy Gold We Love And Need, And That Has A Lot To Do With The Characters

Every character finds his or her own chemistry with each person in the precinct, and ultimately, that's what makes "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" a big old unique family.

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For the past couple of months, I have been unapologetically binge-watching "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," mainly because it's finally available on Netflix where I live. And the more I watch this show, the more I realize its value culturally and comically.

First off, even as an avid watcher of crime shows, I know that the police procedural show has been done one too many times. There are endless tropes it has spawned, with the gruff lead detective falling in love with a snappy partner or the weirdly inventive murders that real cops would be shocked to deal with even once in their careers, let alone every week at 7 p.m. EST.

This is exactly why "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" is such a relief to watch. It's fun, it doesn't take itself too seriously and it's smart.

Starting off with the cast, Andy Samberg plays Jake Peralta, one of the best — or if you asked him, the absolute best — detectives in the precinct. The only issue with him is that he's a man-child through and through, still unable to grow up or mature in most areas of his life.

Now, I've seen this stereotype played off time and time again — the goofy and hilarious leading man who really just needs to figure himself out, but requires the rest of the cast to act as only supporting characters in his one-man journey of self-discovery.

Thankfully, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" doesn't fall into that well-trodden trap — Jake's characteristic childlike tendencies, including a passionate love for orange soda, blue flavored drinks and gummy worms, are part of his personality through and through.

But he truly cares for his friends, as seen in the humility he shows when he apologizes to Charles Boyle, his best friend on the force who reveres him, and he owns up to his mistakes whenever he hurts somebody else. He is a layered character who's still figuring himself out — which makes his antics forgivable and sweet because of his true intentions.

And speaking of well-rounded characters, the entire cast is fully developed — aside from Hitchcock and Scully, both of whom mainly stay comfortably in their boxes as the lazy, idiotic detectives. And beyond being fully developed, which is hard enough to juggle in a show of so many characters, they are diverse.

This point has been brought up again and again. The show includes people of different ethnicities, and it gives them dignity as characters that goes beyond their race. Stereotypes have no place on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," not when you have a gay black captain and a sergeant built like a tank who braids his twin daughters' hair and is wholeheartedly dedicated to the farmer's market. There's a scary but kind Rosa, who is revealed to be bisexual, and Amy, who is a Type A personality that melts at the sight of a well-organized binder.

Essentially, all the characters in this show go beyond being entertaining. They are memorable — Gina, especially. The assistant of Captain Holt, her participation in a dance troupe called "Floorgasm," along with her stunning self-confidence, makes her one of the best characters on the show by far.

But the strongest point of this show is the relationships that are carefully crafted between the characters. Each episode has unlikely subplots involving different characters, and each relationship is built so that the show doesn't fall into monotone rhythms of characters who only have chemistry with certain other characters.

Rather, every character finds his or her own chemistry with each person in the precinct, and ultimately, that's what makes "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" a big old unique family.

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