I'm Chuck Bass.
The infamous line that makes teenage girls everywhere squeal in unison. We've seen every fan fiction of Chuck, interviews with Ed Westwick, and even all the TMZ shots of him strolling down the street in cut off jorts, but today we are gathered here for a different reason.
Today is the day we all witness the 11 times Chuck Bass accurately described your love for Pizza House.
You're walking home from (insert this weeks party destination) and past South U Pizza.
The temptation for a quick hot slice is daunting. The neon lights in the window and the smell of regret.. it's as if it is calling your name
You continue your parade home because you know what is your truest heart desire and this is not it..
You enter your apartment and think about the real reason you are paying 57k out of state tuition: Pizza House
Quickly you dial the number, that you know by heart, and wait will while they process your order...Three Words, Eight Letters... I Luv Feta
You hang up and the waiting begins. You watch the seconds tick by on the clock until you will finally be united with your love. Your dedication wavers but you press on.
45 minutes later and still not a crumb of feta in sight, you start to wonder if you gave them the right address
Finally, your phone rings and you sprint to the door
Instantly people swarm, it's as if they could smell the cheesy goodness from miles away.
You run to your room and slam the door before they can grab any of it.
You open the box and stare into the greasy dream..
You dig right in and suddenly, all to soon, you look down into an empty box. The ranch container is lying on its side, empty. All that is left is the grease stains of memories past.
You think about the good times you shared and all the times that are to come because you know yourself and you know it won't be long until your united with your love once again.
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