"Trump"-- it's a trigger word for a lot of us. And the holidays can be a dreaded time when you and your family have conflicting viewpoints on this particular subject. Whether you hate Trump, or you're upset that he's going to ruin this country, or you know that you honestly might have an aneurysm if someone brings him up, the "Trump" convo is one that should be avoided at all costs if anyone in your family wishes to have a pleasant holiday. Don't fret, though: I've compiled a list of some things you can do to avoid that dreadful Trump talk.
When someone says the word "Trump," you can...
1. Bend down to tie your shoes and once crouched, slowly crawl away.
2. Fake a phone call, and when they see that your phone is black, throw it at a wall then complain about how it's broken and you need to go.
3. Act like you've gone deaf.
4. Pretend like your ears are full of earwax and promptly walk away to get a Q-tip.
5. Blurt out "I JUST SHARTED," then waddle away.
6. Act like you've gone blind.
7. Act like you passed out and then just lay on the ground and nap.
8. Say "New phone, who dis" then back away slowly when your uncle looks confused.
9. Throw some of your food on them then say "sorry lemme get a napkin" then never return.
10. Throw up.
11. Stare blankly and walk away.
Good luck with your relatives and their Trump talk this holiday season!