1. Is Maryland North or South?
We are pretty bad ass because we are both. Mason-Dixon line cuts Maryland in half, if you do not know what the Mason-Dixon line is, stop criticizing Maryland.
2. Maryland is FULL of rednecks.
This is partially true, but if you go to the cities you do not see much camo or cowboy boots.
3. Why would you eat Crabs?
Anyone who restates this clearly is not from nor has visited this state. I always find something to do.
5. The flag is horrendous.
At least our flag is not a solid color with a picture in the middle. We have socks, sweatshirts, everything you can think of that could have a design on it for the Maryland Flag.
6. What kind of accent is that?
You can say it is a mixture between "country" and "hood". It could be a lot worse, we could talk like people from West Virginia.
7. Maryland Sports Suck.
But hey, we do have the coolest uniforms *thanks to our flag*.
8. What's up with all the Camoflauge?
Tired of hearing "Omg where are your pants". We get it.
9. Baltimore is a Dump.
Have you ever been to the Inner Harbor?
10. Maryland Taxes Rates are High.
Seattle Washington has 10.4% tax rates. Believe me, it is pretty low.
11. The Chesapeake Bay is mucky, brown, and disgusting.
But hey, have you seen the fish that people have caught out of the bay? I do not see tourists complaining when they catch a bay monster.