Have you ever been with your friends and played "Would you rather?" Well I have, and I came up with 100 things I'd rather not do, but if you asked me, "Would you rather delete your Netflix account or vote for Trump?," I'd be deleting my Netflix account. I'm dreading November coming around because I'm genuinely nervous about who will win this election.

1. Chew my own foot off.

2. Jump off a bridge.

3. Eat something I'm allergic to.

4. Move to a desert.

5. Delete my Netflix account.

6. Give up eating bacon, and I love bacon.

7. Sell my soul to Satan himself.

8. Be a Lyft driver.

9. Swim with sharks.

10. Choke on a Lego.

11. Step on Legos.

12. Try to load Instagram with a poor connection to Wi-Fi.

13. Live off the land.

14. Let Edward Scissorhands shave my legs.

15. Step in water while wearing socks.

16. Light myself on fire.

17. Shave off my eyebrows.

18. Develop an avocado allergy.

19. Pierce my own nipples.

20. Only listen to Nickelback for the rest of my life.

21. Marry a guy off of Tinder.

22. Chug a gallon of milk even though I'm lactose intolerant.

23. Join a cult.

24. Give up my love for dogs—and this is saying a lot.

25. Get an STD.

26. Pull out my teeth with pliers.

27. Be the neighborhood crazy cat lady.

28. Lick the inside of a Port A Potty.

30. Go to a "Yu-Gi-Oh" convention.

31. Get a third degree burn.

32. Use ICY HOT instead of lotion.

33. Stub my toe.

34. Sit on a red ant hill.

35. Get bitten by a snake.

36. Have spiders walk on me.

37. Lose my snap streak on Snapchat.

38. Go to Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday, only to be disappointed.

39. Lick my brother's toenails.

40. Get stung by a swarm of bees.

41. Re-do high school.

42. Live in a box.

43. Read the Book of Mormon.

44. Give up drinking coffee.

45. Have my tonsils removed.

46. Watch a scary movie before bed.

47. Wear clothing filled with itching powder.

48. Get a bear hug by The Rock.

49. Use hot sauce as eye drops.

50. Wash my hair with mayo.

51. Only eat oatmeal for the rest of my life.

52. Go on "Naked and Afraid."

53. Never shave my armpits again.

54. Have my eyes gauged out by an American Bald Eagle.

55. Be a racist pile of garbage.

56. Be against equal rights.

57. Take part in the Hunger Games.

58. Burn in lava like Anakin did in "Star Wars."

59. Give birth to a bear.

60. Lose my car keys.

61. Have my car stolen.

62. Chew tobacco.

63. Take a bath without using a bath bomb.

64. Get ran over by a semi truck.

65. Date a f**kboy.

66. Drink hairspray.

67. Work at SeaWorld.

68. Have my legs cut in half.

69. Have dinner with O.J. Simpson and ask him any questions I want.

70. Never clean my bedding.

71. Be a bandwagoning NBA fan.

72. Give up napping.

73. Think Brock Turner did nothing wrong.

74. Play Candy Crush.

75. Be buried alive.

76. Get stuck in an elevator with someone from "Teen Mom."

77. Compete in the Triwizard Tournament.

78. Re-read "The Fault in Our Stars" and hysterically cry.

79. Get stung by a jellyfish and have a stranger pee on me.

80. Watch "Frozen" over, and over again.

81. Get stuck on "It's a Small World."

82. Learn a language without Rosetta Stone’s help.

83. Send a nude pic to Bill Clinton.

84. Eat old baby food.

85. Drink warm beer.

86. Stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids.

87. Eat a tub of lard.

88. Get a root canal.

89. Clean a frat house bathroom.

90. Get a Pap smear.

91. Wear socks with sandals.

92. Wear those weird toe shoes in public.

93. Own Crocs. And wear them in public.

94. Be infected by a zombie virus.

95. Bite my tongue off.

96. Lose a fist fight to Snooki.

97. Stalk my middle school crush via Facebook.

98. Invite my friends to play FarmVille.

99. Talk politics with a fifth grader.

100. Get a lap dance by small person.