100 Things Better Than The Snapchat Update
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100 Things Better Than The Snapchat Update

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100 Things Better Than The Snapchat Update
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If you were one of the unlucky ones who had their phone set up to do automatic updates without your consent this one is for you. If you fell victim to the new Snapchat update and you feel emotionally distraught, here is a list of 100 things that are better than the update, so you can still find hope in this cruel, dark world.

1. Dry, cracked hands

2. Your fake nail popping off two days after getting them done

3. Soggy reheated french fries

4. The Blizzard of 1967

5. Stepping in a puddle when you are only wearing socks

6. Getting a bloody nose in the middle of your SAT/ACT exam

7. Law & Order re-runs

8. Danny Devito crashing your nephew's 4th birthday party

9. Cheeze-its

10. Finding out that after 6 seasons Gossip Girl was Dan Humprey all along

11. Accepting that Serena chose Dan in the end

12. Getting dumped via text

13. Nickelback

14. Something being wrong with the left phalange of the plane

15. Having class despite that there's 2 inches of ice on the ground that it's -13 degrees out

16. Getting a terrible grade on the test you studied so hard for

17. Tripping and spilling your coffee

18. Russel Crowe in Les Mis

19. Tom Cruise's teeth situation

20. The ending of Bones

21. Watching Jack die in This is Us

22. Missing Obama

23. Split ends

24. Realizing you've been misusing a machine at the gym all this time

25. Eat healthy all day, then eating crap at night cause you're still hungry

26. Being so broke that peanut butter crackers are your dinner

27. Getting peanut butter on the handle of the knife your using to put peanut butter on your crackers

28. Realizing that there are people who truly think the earth is flat

29. Listening to someone in a class debate who uses lots and lots of logical fallacies

30. Owning clout glasses

31. Actually enjoying the Emoji movie

32. Watching an ASPCA commercial

33. Listening to "You had a bad day" when you've had a bad day

34. Finishing shoveling your driveway only to have the snow plow add more snow at the bottom of your drive

35. Being a bio major

36. Burnt bacon

37. Finding out your best friend doesn't like Batman

38. Dropping your cupcake

39. Eating the lasagna the waitress gave you even though that's not what you ordered

40. An encore that plays "Free Bird"

41. Finishing a 3,500-word paper and realizing you misunderstood the prompt

42. Getting a decaf coffee when you need a jolt for that 7 am

43. Chipping your no-chip manicure

44. Being the youngest child

45. Getting Cheeto stains on your jeans before a date

46. Living with 6 girls and trying to keep hair off of the floor

47. Being the vacuum to get said hair off of floor and dying three months later

48. Chocolate melting in the candy wrapper

49. Going to Ulta with only ten dollars in your bank account

50. Sneezing/Coughing really loud in the middle of lecture

51. Trying to suppress a sneeze/cough and farting instead in the middle of lecture

52. Realizing that wasn't just a fart

53. Actually understanding physics

54. Watching Chris Pratt get skinner as you sit and still your drink beer

55. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

56. Writing a rhetorical analysis

57. Waiting at the DMV

58. Sliced bread

59. Your crazy ex

60. Not knowing when Stranger Things 3 is coming out

61. Scrolling through memes through an important lecture

62. Having too much ice in your Starbucks iced coffee

63. Taking a course in ancient Greek

64. Arguing over what Genesis really meant

65. Ezekiel 20:23

66. When the barista still spells your name wrong even though you spelled it out for them

67. Burning your tongue on a hot drink and not being able to taste anything for a week

68. Student loans

69. IOS 11

70. Putting a snap on your story all day and realizing there was a grammatical or spelling mistake

71. A toy falling out of the hands of the claw on it's way to the drop zone in the claw machine

72. Getting catfished

73. The Kardashians

74. Cardi B

75. Laughing so hard you fart

76. Getting a tattoo that says "meme queen/king"

77. Nancy breaking Steve's heart

78. Your computer automatically updating in the middle of class

79. Only needing to buy one item and every lane in the grocery store has customers that are buying the entire store

80. Opening your laptop in the middle of class and the Netflix show you were watching last night starts blaring

81. Guys correcting females at the gym even though there is nothing to correct; while there's a guy squatting the bar with his toes pointed out across the

82. When you're craving cereal but you either don't have milk or it's expired

83. When your two friends make plans without you

84. Realizing there are people in this world who have never seen Lord of the Rings

85. Going to college and still dealing with people stuck in a high school mentality

86. Puberty

87. Realizing that 12-year-olds nowadays have better style than you do

88. People who do not understand the difference between their, there, they're

89. People who do not under the difference between you and you're

90. Dealing with the mental anguish of having your a pet rock run away

92. Having two days left of your period but you only have one pad

93. Only having your mom's friends comment how beautiful/handsome you are on your facebook pictures

94. Being left on read

95. Trying to make a joke without offending anyone

96. Craving Chick-fil-a on a Sunday

97. Adulting

98. Getting a paper cut

99. Putting on hand sanitizer and forgetting you have a papercut on your hand

100. The old Snapchat before the update

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