If you were one of the unlucky ones who had their phone set up to do automatic updates without your consent this one is for you. If you fell victim to the new Snapchat update and you feel emotionally distraught, here is a list of 100 things that are better than the update, so you can still find hope in this cruel, dark world.
1. Dry, cracked hands
2. Your fake nail popping off two days after getting them done
3. Soggy reheated french fries
4. The Blizzard of 1967
5. Stepping in a puddle when you are only wearing socks
6. Getting a bloody nose in the middle of your SAT/ACT exam
7. Law & Order re-runs
8. Danny Devito crashing your nephew's 4th birthday party
9. Cheeze-its
10. Finding out that after 6 seasons Gossip Girl was Dan Humprey all along
11. Accepting that Serena chose Dan in the end
12. Getting dumped via text
13. Nickelback
14. Something being wrong with the left phalange of the plane
15. Having class despite that there's 2 inches of ice on the ground that it's -13 degrees out
16. Getting a terrible grade on the test you studied so hard for
17. Tripping and spilling your coffee
18. Russel Crowe in Les Mis
19. Tom Cruise's teeth situation
20. The ending of Bones
21. Watching Jack die in This is Us
22. Missing Obama
23. Split ends
24. Realizing you've been misusing a machine at the gym all this time
25. Eat healthy all day, then eating crap at night cause you're still hungry
26. Being so broke that peanut butter crackers are your dinner
27. Getting peanut butter on the handle of the knife your using to put peanut butter on your crackers
28. Realizing that there are people who truly think the earth is flat
29. Listening to someone in a class debate who uses lots and lots of logical fallacies
30. Owning clout glasses
31. Actually enjoying the Emoji movie
32. Watching an ASPCA commercial
33. Listening to "You had a bad day" when you've had a bad day
34. Finishing shoveling your driveway only to have the snow plow add more snow at the bottom of your drive
35. Being a bio major
36. Burnt bacon
37. Finding out your best friend doesn't like Batman
38. Dropping your cupcake
39. Eating the lasagna the waitress gave you even though that's not what you ordered
40. An encore that plays "Free Bird"
41. Finishing a 3,500-word paper and realizing you misunderstood the prompt
42. Getting a decaf coffee when you need a jolt for that 7 am
43. Chipping your no-chip manicure
44. Being the youngest child
45. Getting Cheeto stains on your jeans before a date
46. Living with 6 girls and trying to keep hair off of the floor
47. Being the vacuum to get said hair off of floor and dying three months later
48. Chocolate melting in the candy wrapper
49. Going to Ulta with only ten dollars in your bank account
50. Sneezing/Coughing really loud in the middle of lecture
51. Trying to suppress a sneeze/cough and farting instead in the middle of lecture
52. Realizing that wasn't just a fart
53. Actually understanding physics
54. Watching Chris Pratt get skinner as you sit and still your drink beer
55. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
56. Writing a rhetorical analysis
57. Waiting at the DMV
58. Sliced bread
59. Your crazy ex
60. Not knowing when Stranger Things 3 is coming out
61. Scrolling through memes through an important lecture
62. Having too much ice in your Starbucks iced coffee
63. Taking a course in ancient Greek
64. Arguing over what Genesis really meant
65. Ezekiel 20:23
66. When the barista still spells your name wrong even though you spelled it out for them
67. Burning your tongue on a hot drink and not being able to taste anything for a week
68. Student loans
69. IOS 11
70. Putting a snap on your story all day and realizing there was a grammatical or spelling mistake
71. A toy falling out of the hands of the claw on it's way to the drop zone in the claw machine
72. Getting catfished
73. The Kardashians
74. Cardi B
75. Laughing so hard you fart
76. Getting a tattoo that says "meme queen/king"
77. Nancy breaking Steve's heart
78. Your computer automatically updating in the middle of class
79. Only needing to buy one item and every lane in the grocery store has customers that are buying the entire store
80. Opening your laptop in the middle of class and the Netflix show you were watching last night starts blaring
81. Guys correcting females at the gym even though there is nothing to correct; while there's a guy squatting the bar with his toes pointed out across the
82. When you're craving cereal but you either don't have milk or it's expired
83. When your two friends make plans without you
84. Realizing there are people in this world who have never seen Lord of the Rings
85. Going to college and still dealing with people stuck in a high school mentality
86. Puberty
87. Realizing that 12-year-olds nowadays have better style than you do
88. People who do not understand the difference between their, there, they're
89. People who do not under the difference between you and you're
90. Dealing with the mental anguish of having your a pet rock run away
92. Having two days left of your period but you only have one pad
93. Only having your mom's friends comment how beautiful/handsome you are on your facebook pictures
94. Being left on read
95. Trying to make a joke without offending anyone
96. Craving Chick-fil-a on a Sunday
97. Adulting
98. Getting a paper cut
99. Putting on hand sanitizer and forgetting you have a papercut on your hand
100. The old Snapchat before the update