Okay, so let’s be real for a second. We’ve all tweeted something and then scrolled insanely fast through our twitter feed to delete it a second later. Whether it was autocorrect’s fault for misspelling something, or you drunkly tweeted something that makes no sense, we’ve all had our downfall of bad tweets. However, I’ve recently stumbled upon a series of absurd tweets in my twitter draft folder. When did I tweet these things? I honestly don’t know. But I have found them, and instead of tweeting them (because let’s be real, these wouldn’t get any favorites) I am going to combine them all into one big post.

1. “How is everyone’s biggest fear not being a part of a human centipede??” That movie ruined me.

2. “New party game: Everyone write one person they would want to make out with. Okay who wrote Miranda Cosgrove? Seriously guys??” TBT

3. “*2000’s movie line* That’s Chad. He’s like the coolest Scorpio in the 10th grade. He’s only compatible with Virgos though, so step off Rebbecca.”

4. “Do M & Ms go bad? Asking for a friend.” Still wondering…for my friend of course…

THIS WASN'T WHAT I MEANT BY BAD!!!!

5. “I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but I did see her leave the house with a shovel, so Idk what to tell you man” ….WTF????

6. “Okay so hear me out: hula hoops, but they’re just really big onion rings”

This is exactly what I imagined...

7. “Does Kayne pump his own gas?” Probably not…

8. “What if a hair dryer sucked all your hair off your head like a vacuum? How sad would you be?” Probably really sad.

9. “*sung to Say My Name by Destiny’s Child* Shave my legs, shave my legs, when no one is around you…”

10. “I have a fear of outback’s blooming onion. There’s just no way that an onion can look like a flower…wtf????”