Ah, college tailgates. You never know who, or what, you're going to come across. Regardless, it's a fun college experience. Here are 10 different people that you will most definitely see at your college tailgate.

1. Booze-Slinging Ben

These guys usually crowd in groups twenty or more. Anytime you see a group frat bros crowd together and start to jump, RUN. Get out of the splash zone.

2. Tumbling Tina

Tina loves elevated surfaces. Coolers, platforms, shoulders of the nearest frat bro, and pong tables. But elevated surfaces do not love her.

3. Crying Christina

Christina's friend Anna said she didn't want to go to the bathroom with her. Naturally, Christina is devastated.

4. Fetal Position Fred

This poor guy is a sad sight for sore eyes. He usually needs medical attention and could use your help to make it through to the next day.

5. Make-Out Mark

Mark is never seen alone. He's always glued to the nearest freshman showing an absurd amount of PDA for the rest of us to gag at.

6. Angry Allen

Some people just get angry when they are in an altered state. Angry Allen is not the guy you want to accidentally bump into while weaving through the crowd. Or even look at for longer than half a second if we're being real.

7. Puking Penelope

Puking Penelope is Fetal Position Fred, but only a few hours earlier.

8. Super Senior Stan

You know the guy who has been coming to the tailgates for like the past five years? Yea, he's doing a victory lap*.

9. Eating Eddie

Most universities pass out free food on game day. Eddie always grabs a Chick-Fil-A or Jimmie Johns sandwich, but never waits until he gets home. Eddie is the type of guy you want to befriend.

10. Dancing Diana

Ninety percent of the population at tailgates are Dancing Diana. Don't stop til ya drop, right?

Bonus: 11. Sober Sally

Sally is a rare and endangered creature. Some believe she may be extinct. But if you can concentrate through your blurred vision long enough you will see Sally on the sidelines holding Penelope's hair.

*A second senior year.