If The Guys You Woke Up Next To Were Breakfast Cereals
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If The Guys You Woke Up Next To Were Breakfast Cereals

Do you want to grab some breakfast?

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If The Guys You Woke Up Next To Were Breakfast Cereals
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There are certain types of guys we're all guilty of crushing on. I bet you didn't know they have a lot in common with your breakfast!

1. The Bad Boy: Krave

They're so good, but they're also so bad for you! What's even worse is when they lack substance.

2. The Intellectual: Frosted Flakes

It's pretty lame, but a classic. Everyone loves them because they're grrreat! It's an overall smart choice.

3. The Musician: Rice Krispies

As soon as you add milk, this cereal is snapping, crackling and popping all over the place. When you give a musician an instrument, they do the exact same. It's almost crazy how similar the two are.

4. The Jock: Wheaties

Sure, they're full of protein and fiber, but they lack flavor. There are Olympians on the box, so they're perfect for athletes. They aren't meant for everybody though.

5. Your Best Guy Friend: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Just like everyone ends up falling for their best friend, everyone loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch. They're almost everyone's favorite and they're good even when they're gone.

6. The One Who's Too Good To Be True: Lucky Charms

After you eat the marshmallows, they're terrible. No more needs to be said for these guys.

7. The True Gentleman: Honey Nut Cheerios

These are the purest of all. They want to make sure you're happy and healthy. They couldn't be sweeter and your parents love them!

8. The Older Guy: Raisin Bran

Your grandparents buy Raisin Bran in bulk. Your friends question you when you pick them, but the older guy is so mature. He's got his own place and a good job!

9. The Boy Next Door: Cocoa Puffs

Not only are Cocoa Puffs delicious, but just like the boy next door, they're convenient and easy to love.

10. The Hipster: Froot Loops

Your mind was blown when you found out they're all exactly the same.


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