There is a specific community for the people who wear fitness trackers. There's the Apple Watchers, the Fitbitters, and the Garmins. But all of these people have experienced these 10 things in the time they've owned their tracker.
1. That walk had to be like 5,000 steps right?
Oh only 1,500? Okay.
2. Let's see how much progress I've made today.
Aaaaaaaaand my watch is dead. All that work was for nothing.
3. "Wow you must be super active!"
It's an illusion. I haven't run in a month.
4. My watch is at 10%.
WHERE IS MY DAMN CHARGER FOR IT?
5. Do I really have to take my watch of for this wedding?
Can I get away with wearing it? I'm going to wear it.
6. "Why are you still wearing your watch?"
I have no shame.
7. "Take a walk to acheive this hour's step goal!"
I didn't pay $300 for you to tell me how to live my life. Wait no, yeah I did.
8. WHY DIDN'T YOU TRACK THAT RUN???
DO I HAVE TO RUN IT AGAIN?
9. Oops, it got wet.
Meh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
10. "Babe, why do you need a new watch? You just got that one."
CELLULAR, BABE. CELL-U-LAR.