1. "I'm going to get all A's next semester!"

Not that you actually will. (I'm just kidding, of course you will, you smart, smart person, you!)

2. "I'm so excited to start my new classes."

3. "Now when are the ones I'm in gonna be over?"

4. "Registration week is gonna be fun... not."

*thinks too hard about just how many sobs I will sob if I don't get into the introductory biology class I wanted*

5. "Crap, I only have four weeks to save my grade!"

Bonus points if, upon having this realization, you guesstimated whether or not you could actually accomplish that.

6. "Just x days, y hours, and z minutes before [Thanksgiving/Christmas]."

None of those variables are actually small numbers, but that doesn't mean I'm not pretending they are to the best of my ability.

7. "Where should I go for Thanksgiving?"

You've considered Madison and Chicago, haven't you? (And, if you're United States-based, your hometown, because your parents would throw tantrums upon tantrums if you didn't celebrate Thanksgiving with them.)

8. "Coming home for Thanksgiving is gonna be awesome!"

(Unless you're like me and you hate Thanksgiving, in which case you said that sarcastically and looked more like this:)

9. "Can it be winter break already?!"

Don't mind me, I'm just too darn excited to go to Madison home and totally not to Madison at all!

10. "It... can't? And there's a whole month in between now and then?"