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10 Thoughts You Will 100% Have On Black Friday

Because every discount matters (especially when you're not buying it for yourself)

Brooke Albright

Nov 19, 2017

Rowan University

10 Thoughts You Will 100% Have On Black Friday

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As Christmas music starts filling our hearts with oh mygoshmy golly and things like decking our halls we begin going on different type of hauls. Yes, I am talking about Black Friday and shopping and literally pushing other shoppers out of the way of a $10 pair of shoes. Black Friday is something that you hate to love, and you're lying if you don't take your turkey-filled bellies out at 12 o'clock to start some of your Christmas shopping.

1. Can we speed up this whole Thanksgiving thing?

Alright, I get it I love food too, but I'm way too broke and waaay to far behind on this whole Christmas shopping thing. Let's go Aunt Betty finish your plate so I can get changed into my comfy clothes and go shopping!

2. Let's freakin' get it, ladies.

Alright, Becky, you take care of shoes. Lauren, you go ahead and check out the men's section for Tommy. and Lastly, Karen you check out that jean sale in American Eagle. and me? I'll check out the purse. ANNND GO.

3. She better not grab those heels, or I'm gonna snap.

Will I fight her over 40$ Steve Maddens? Absolutely! No one and I mean NO ONE messes with my sales-, especially on black Friday.

4. This man BETTER stop pushing me!

Ok, you know what dude your daughter doesn't need these jeans that bad. I DO. So, you better stop pushing me right now, or I WILL scream.

6. Is this line even moving?

YO, I have been standing here for 45 minutes! Do you not know that Victoria's Secret is having a sale on panties right now? Speed this shindig up!

7. You are not tired, you are definitely not tired.

Alright, now girl, time for another Starbuck coffee. Make your way over there you have 5 minutes before Express closes. You got this lady!

8. Wait, did I just only spend money on myself?

Holy shit, holy shit. I literally just spent all my money on myself. When am I ever going to find these deals again. Why do I have a family? Do I really love them? I mean they wouldn't mind, right?

9. HOLY SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO GET MOM, DAD, AH.

and here is where the panic really sets in......

10. Was there leftover Turkey?

And this is where the Thanksgiving food really, really matters.

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10 Thoughts You Will 100% Have On Black Friday

Because every discount matters (especially when you're not buying it for yourself)

1. Can we speed up this whole Thanksgiving thing?

2. Let's freakin' get it, ladies.

3. She better not grab those heels, or I'm gonna snap.

4. This man BETTER stop pushing me!

6. Is this line even moving?

7. You are not tired, you are definitely not tired.

8. Wait, did I just only spend money on myself?

9. HOLY SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO GET MOM, DAD, AH.

10. Was there leftover Turkey?

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

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7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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