I always hear of the popular trends to subject the single population into trying. Of course, everyone has heard of Tinder.
First off, I find humor in just about everything! Especially jokes about my single, dull, and loveless life! *Silently cries on the inside*
Here are my thoughts I had about Tinder and the lack thereof.,
1) “Why does his bio say he’s married and looking for a girlfriend?” I thought this was for single people and dating other single people? *Clearly I'm wrong*
2) “Why does their first picture look like a supermodel, but the rest look like they went dumpster diving and slept in the trash can for a night or two?”
3) “Oh, let’s play a guessing game of which of the five guys you could be in ALL of your photos?!” *Silently wishing he’s the best looking one but we all know he’s the one who looks like a troll!*
4) Bio says: “Not looking for anything serious.” (Must be the one! Rolls eyes and shakes head at my dating options!)
5) “Yes, please have an inappropriate picture, because that’s what I want in a future husband.” NOT!
6) Awh, he has a picture with his family. (He must be a well-grounded family man! Yay!) Next picture is of him doing something illegal. *Sigh*
7) Bio says, “I don’t live with my parents, they live with me.” (Okay dude, you live with your parents, but for the sake of your ego, we’ll go with it!)
8) All pictures are of them drinking and posed with others girls (screams relationship material!) *eye roll*
9) Bio reads, “I’m only in town for the weekend.” (Yeah, uh pass!)
10) Last but not least (drum roll, please!) Their bio says: “i realy am lookin for sumone serios im a good guy message me if u wanna kno more” (Grammer and punctuation becomes a forgeign language!)
*que Elvis, “love me tinder, love me sweet…”