Ah, yes. The joys of real adulthood. It's that time of year, where we add an extra extra-stressful stressor onto our lives already brimming with tears and depression!
1. Hold on, I thought I was still a freshman
Didn't I just move onto campus a week ago?? I still need to call my mom when I do my laundry and ask my dad for $7 to buy Chipotle.
2. I don't think I'm ready to adult yet...
This. Is. Hard. And. I. Just. Want. Pizza.
3. I have to have a porch
List of musts: A/C, pet-friendly, hardwood floors, updated appliances, no further than 10 seconds off campus, must be close to my favorite bars, dishwasher, laundry, porch, backyard, 8 parking spaces, a huge kitchen, and 17 bathrooms. Oh, and it must under $200 a month.
4. Maybe I don't haaaave to have a porch
Okay... I guess I need a bathroom a little more than I need a porch.
5. NO PETS??
So you're saying I can't be a dog mom until I'm out of college? Are you insane ??
6. Why does a 5-minute walk feel SO. LONG.
I'm lazy, okay.
7. This landlord seems SO nice
He even uses emojis in his emails! That's a good sign, right?
8. This landlord might steal my underwear when I'm asleep
He has his own key?
9. Can I pay rent with meal swipes?
There's gotta be a way to cheat the system. I think my friend's friend's boyfriend's sister's cousin's roommate found a way once...
10. I'm just gonna sleep forever
This can wait till tomorrow... or maybe next week...