I can't even begin to describe my complete and utter obsession with Pinterest. I don't know if it's the thousands of pictures of impeccably organized spaces, the brilliant DIY projects I wasn't smart enough to think of on my own or the hair and makeup techniques I'm beyond incapable of attempting, but something about Pinterest makes me feel a hell of a lot better about myself. I'm starting to come to terms with the fact that I'm living vicariously through a WEBSITE.
Ugh.
Regardless, every time I log into Pinterest's portal, a couple of thoughts pop into my mind. (And I'm sure they pop into yours, too.)
1. I'm poor.
After all, I have to eat. (The dining hall doesn't count, mom.)
2. Why do I even have a Pinterest since I'm poor?
Seriously. This is just going to make me wish I had money even more.
3. Who has the time to arrange their lifelong book collection in rainbow order?
Do people even read that much? The only way I can even remember the proper order of the rainbow is thanks to my dear friend, Roy G. Biv.
Seriously. Who has the time for that.
4. My boyfriend will be so impressed when I make him Sicilian Braciole.
Hahahahahah oh right, I don't have a kitchen.
And I can't cook.
And what the hell even is that?
...and what boyfriend?
5. NOBODY HAS HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT.
And I hope to God that nobody would actually wear this. Or even think this looks good.
6. Pinning a workout is the same as an actual workout...right?
7. You people have way too much time on your hands.
Feel free to come write my 15 page research paper for me.
8. Why don't I look like Blake Lively?
Or Carrie Underwood.
Or Miley Cyrus before she went off the deep end (circa 2010).
9. Wow, this has inspired me to actually look cute tomorrow.
*Stays up so late looking at potential outfit ideas that I oversleep and look even more homeless than usual.*
10. I want it all.
I find myself channeling my inner Sharpay more and more every second.
Scratch that.