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10 Thoughts I Had About Whaboom Guy

Things going through my mind every time Lucas was on my television.

Hanna Chait
Jun 14, 2017
Texas Christian University
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***WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD****

So many of you are probably as obsessed as I am with the bachelor franchise and the new season of the bachelorette has not disappointed. The 31 guys are hot. Rachel is one lucky girl because she is currently dating some gorgeous men. The season started with a whirlwind during a surprise from Chris Harrison on After the Final Rose for Nick Viall's season and we got a preview of some of the guys. This caused me to anxiously await the season premiere. Everything started off well with the premiere until one fateful guy pulled up in the limo.... LUCAS. Here is everything that went through my mind during Lucas's short lived run for Rachel's heart.

1. Who is this guy, why does he have a megaphone?

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Lucas arrived to bachelorette mansion wielding a megaphone and announcing that his, uh, jewels were two different sizes

2. What is he doing, why is he screaming, that's a large vein

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Lucas's career was something called "whaboom" and he showed Rachel exactly what that was. *hint it's as frightening as it sounds*

3. Wow . he's still doing this, I wonder if the guys hate him as much as they look like they do

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Lucas proceeded to scream and whaboom the whole night and pretty much get on everyone's nerves

4. Is, is he juggling? Yup he's juggling, this is happening

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Rachel I truly applaud your patience for Lucas the Clown, I couldn't have done it

5. Wait, what you gave him a rose?

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Rachel claims she wanted to see if Lucas had a deeper side. Spoiler he doesn't

6. Wait why are they playing with dolls, oh wow Lucas is bad at this...

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The first group date involved the guys doing a relay race to see how they were at parenting tasks

7. Ashton Kutcher is saying everything I am thinking right now

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were there to help with the group date, and Ashton openly questioned, and rejected Lucas's "whaboom"

8. Ugh finally time for the Rose Ceremony, wait what is he saying to Rachel?!

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What is possibly the strangest feud in Bachelor franchise history was between Blake E. and Lucas. Lucas proceeded to tell Rachel that Blake ate bananas and stood over him while he slept. Ok Lucas.

9. Please don't give him a rose, please don't give him a rose....

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Phew.... WHABOOM OUT

10. Omg are they gonna fight, please fight

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This was the highlight of the show to date, Blake and Lucas yelled at each other like a couple of school girls and tbh it was pretty hilarious, unfortunately no punches were thrown


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