I love my best friends so much. If I hang out with just one of them people will always assume we're dating.

While I am not and have no intention of dating either one of them, there are some things I want their future girlfriends to know.

1. I'll make fun of him with you

We all roast each other. That's what we do. So I hereby promise to roast him with you instead of roasting

2. You have a great support system

I am super super emotional. These guys have dealt with me at my worst, so if you come to them crying they will know what to do.

3. I'm totally gonna third wheel

Yeah, just because you guys are dating doesn't mean I won't hang out with my best friend anymore. So I guess you're just gonna have to get used to me.

4. ... But don't see me as a threat

They are my best friends, and that's all they'll ever be.

5. I'll be on your side in fights

They may be my best friends, but they are also boys. And boys are often very wrong. So don't worry, I've got your back.

6. You'll get great gifts on special occasions

They're both great gift givers already, but with my help you'll only get the best.

7. You'll have my approval

I've made my best friends very well aware that in order to date a girl they must first have my approval. So you don't have to worry if I like you, because if you are dating then I've already approved.

8. There'll never be a dull moment

If you are with one of them, you'll never be bored.

9. I fully expect to be a bridesmaid if you guys ever get married

I'd also be willing to settle for best man.

10. You are extremely lucky

All jokes aside, my best friends are some of the best people on earth, and you'd be really lucky to date either of them.