Finals. Just the word gives me a tingle down the spine. Literally, I'd rather do anything than take these dang exams.There's truly nothing that I hate more than having to study, focus, and get way too stressed out when all I want to do is get into the holiday spirit. But seriously, can't a girl drink some hot chocolate and watch 25 Days of Christmas without having to worry about an English exam that's worth like half of my grade?!
I've never been a test taker, and I never will be, so clearly taking finals is just not my cup of tea. Here are 10 things that I would rather do than take finals, as told by everyone's favorite holiday movies, to help us get into the spirit amidst all of this stress.
1. Stick my tongue on a frozen telephone pole.
2. Eat cotton balls.
3. Dress up in a pink bunny onesie.
4. Get hit by a taxi.
5. Uncomfortably squeeze into a very small chimney.
6. Annoy my dad at work.
7. Be forced into layers of clothes (by my mother) before going outside.
8. Get attacked by a raccoon.
9. Get stuck on an escalator.
10. Get kicked down a slide by Santa.
My dislike of finals may be a little on the extreme side, but this pretty much sums it all up. Happy test-taking, folks.
