Oh, Texas.

You've been there for all my life. You are present in my nearly every conversation, be through "Y'all" or "Bless your heart." You taught me there's only two seasons, summer and not summer. You told me that football is truly the only sport, even though I didn't listen (Go Rangers). Your constant construction status at any given time make me want to scream. Honestly, there are 10 things I hate about you Texas.

1. I hate your driving standards, it makes me hate every out of stater.

2. I hate your weather and how it always keeps me on my toes.

3. I hate how I make good friends and get so excited they live in Texas, only to figure out they live 9 hrs from me.

4. I hate how I can drive 9 hours to a Texas beach, or 12 hours to a beach in Florida.

5. I hate the way you enchant me with your beautiful hills, and then hit me dry flat lands.

6. I hate when you convince me its about to be summer, and then surprise me with 6 more weeks of winter.

7. I hate how everything has to be bigger.

8. I hate how Texas culture makes me a foreigner in any other state, country, place.

9. I hate how you make the only good Mexican food.

10. Mostly, I hate that I don't even hate you, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Thanks for making me, me Texas.