I assume we all know the film, “10 Things I Hate About You”, and I certainly hope we all consider it a classic among the millennials.
Who could deny the quick wit and sarcasm blended perfectly into a romantic comedy that anyone could enjoy? And the overwhelming message that women can be strong, independent and in love.
So, what better way to channel my inner outspoken, badass woman and let our President know exactly how I feel about him, just as Kat (played by Julia Stiles) expressed her true feelings to Patrick (RIP Heath Ledger).
However, this poem doesn’t end with a confession of love, but how could I sugar coat feelings toward this sadistic terror that calls himself “President?”
10 Things I hate About You, Mr. President
I hate the way you casually tweet your stupidity,
And the way you comb over your greasy hair.
I hate the way you drive out harmless immigrants,
I hate that you believe it is okay to “grab” and stare.
I hate your big dumb ego and insane ideals,
And the way you denounce news as “fake” just to feed your twisted mind.
I hate the orange tint of your skin, it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it… the way you believe you are just and right,
I hate it when you lie so easily, you no longer have to try.
I hate it when you make the entire world laugh at us,
Even worse when you brag about “buttons” and ignore the outcry.
I hate that you use your power for selfish gain,
And the fact that you’re too stupid to see the science and ignore our Earth’s desperate plea and call.
But mostly, I hate the way you underestimate the power of your hate,
And that you – Mr. President – will never be respected as a leader, or a person,
Not even close
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.