It is no secret that Donald Trump is a target for all kinds of ridicule. Between his policies, his diplomacy, or his twitter account, there is no lack of absurdity. I would like to set foreign policy and the fate of our country aside for a moment to educate the masses on a topic that I find to be inexhaustibly important to pursue. So without further ado, here are things that look like Donald Trump's hair.
1. This dessert
Is it a donut? Is it a cream puff? Is it the leader of the free world? All are valid guesses.
2. This cat
It appears this cat is wearing a toupee made of his own hair discarded from brushing. If Trump's hair comes from the same method, I am concerned as to where the source is from.
3. This ear of corn
Uncanny.
4. This feathered beauty
Much like our fabulous feathered friend here, Trump has no idea how to run a country.
5. This muffin
Muffins are just disappointing cupcakes, much like Trumps presidency.
6. This pad
Too bad I won't be needing these anymore due to Trump's decision to take away women's access to contraception.
7. This caterpillar
Scientists have discovered a caterpillar that looks exactly like Donald Trump's hair. Other things they have in common include being small minded with no idea how to run a country.
8. This dog
Here we have one good boy and one dog. Which is which?
9. This troll doll
Yes I know, at first glance you can't tell them apart. If you look really close, you can see that the troll's eyes are slightly less soulless. Only slightly.
10. This monkey
It is considered much lower in intelligence than man- however, it can be taught to perform basic tasks. Ultimately it's home is behind bars, such as those commonly found in a zoo.
And no, I'm not talking about the monkey.
I wish his hair good luck.