1. Am I being annoying?
Friend to me: No.
Me to me: Yes.
2. Are you okay?
"You haven't texted me back in over 30 minutes, I'm worried about you."
3. Can I do this?
The amount of reassurance you need is probably annoying.
4. Are you sure?
Friend to me: Yes.
Me to me: No.
5. Really?
Saying "Wait really?" after your friend gives you a compliment or says anything nice about you in general.
6. Wait, what do you mean by that?
Friend to me: Exactly what I just said.
Me to Me: Something completely different.
7. Is my Insta pic ugly?
*Stares at picture until it becomes ugly*
8. You hate me, don't you?
Friend to Me: No, I actually don't.
Me to Me: Yes they do.
9. Does this look good on me?
Friend: Yes!
Me: Ok I'll change.
10. Do you promise?
*Asks five more times until fully believing them*