When it comes to fast food, there are a lot of places to choose from. Are you in the mood for a Baconator or a Whopper? What about a McFlurry or a Frosty? I'm not really a fast food person because it isn't good for you AT ALL. However, I do make an exception with Chick-Fil-A. That is the only place I go to grab a quick bite in a hurry or if I'm really craving some kick-ass waffle fries.
1. The Hangry Stage
You're hungry and angry at the same time because your stomach is sending you signals to get something to grub on. Man, Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets and one of their deluxe milkshakes sound so good right about now. Everything is making you mad, so you decide to grab some awesome food to relieve that anger.
2. The Driving Stage
Life is grand. Now you're in your car, finally on your way to get that Chick-Fil-A lunch. You're doing your happy dance and almost blowing red lights. The excitement is too real, am I right?
3. The Hopeful Stage
This is important. You're very hopeful right now because the Chick-Fil-A crowd can be hard and very intimidating. Sometimes, it can change your mind entirely about whether you really want a #3 meal or not. In your car, at the last red light, you cross your fingers and hope to God that everything goes smoothly.
4. The Drive-Thru Stage
The street view of the drive-thru doesn't look too bad. The drive-thru is your best friend because you order, you pay, and then you're out. You're that close to letting go of your hangry feelings. You pull up... but there's a line. A long line. Not good.
5. The Busy Stage
Your hoping and praying was useless because this long line has not moved in the 10 minutes of you sitting there. It's busy, but when is it not? Your tummy is growling, but you're contemplating... maybe you don't want this. What if this was a waste of gas? Why is this taking so freaking long? This is defeating the purpose of "fast" food.
6. The "Last Minute Eat In" Stage
Screw the drive-thru; it hasn't moved a single inch. You decide to go inside and order in person. That line is super long, too, and there are kids running everywhere coming from the playground. This stinks... big time. But it's okay; you're eating there anyway so you have to be patient.
7. The Waiting Stage
This is the hard part, but you've been waiting for so long anyway. So, why complain? This line is still not getting any shorter every time you do.
8. The Ordering Stage
Yes! The time has come! You can finally get your chicken nuggets, waffle fries, and a chocolate milkshake! *Does happy dance.* Hopefully, they don't screw anything up to send you over the edge.
9. The "My Pleasure" Stage
Your order has been placed. You say, "Thank you so much!", and the sweet Chick-Fil-A employee replies, "My pleasure!". How cute! She understands that you've been *patiently* waiting for your grub, and she makes your experience at Chick-Fil-A very welcoming and fun. This helps so much.
10. The Enjoyment Stage
You're no longer hangry because YOU GOT YOUR MEAL! Yay! You're enjoying this in the comfort of the Chick-Fil-A environment. You can't wait to repeat this process the next time you crave your fave fast food joint. Also, BONUS: it isn't Sunday!!!